"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/31/2016 at 22:39 • Filed to: fo
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/31/2016 at 22:39 • Filed to: fo | 1
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Welcome back to another edition of Formula Oppo! My sense of humor is gone this week and this post is late, for that I apologize, but a death in the family will do that. This week we head to the fastest track where the downforce is low and the speeds are high.
Last week !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Nico found himself sitting on the pole. Riciardo got Mark Webber to drink his second place shoe-brew, and Lewis started from the bottom and now he’s here, started from the bottom now his whole fucking race finished in third. The Ferrari’s had a disappointing first turn and Max Verstappen proceeded to piss off the rest of the field in front of his Dutch fans.
This week we head to Monza. The fastest track and Ferrari’s home race. They should do well here, but they will probably shit the bed again. Look for Mercedes horsepower to reign supreme, but don’t count out the raging bulls with their aerodynamic advantages and increasingly powerful Renault Tag-Heuer engines. We could get to see Nico Hulkenburg’s first F1 win, but I doubt it. Or maybe the Haas team can use a few NASCAR tricks for flat out racing, just don’t tell them that the bank turn hasn’t been used at Monza since before the Chevy Monza.
Your drivers this race:
Mercedes:
Lewis Hamilton
Nico Rosberg
Ferrari:
Sebastian Vettel
Kimi Raikkonen
Red Bull TAG-Heuer:
Daniel Ricciardo
Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen
Williams:
Valtteri Bottas
Felipe Massa
McLaren-Honda:
Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne
Jenson Button
Force India:
Nico Hulkenberg
Sergio Perez
Toro Rosso:
Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat
Carlos Sainz
Renault:
Kevin Magnussen
Jolyon Palmer
Sauber:
Marcus Ericsson
Felipe Nasr
Manor:
Pascal Wehrlein
Rio Hartyanto
Esteban Ocon
Haas:
Romain Grosjean
Esteban Gutierrez
My picks:
Q: Lewis Hamilton
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Nico Rosberg
3. Daniel Ricciardo
Curse: No curse.
The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in.
Good luck.
71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/31/2016 at 22:55 |
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You still have Hartyanto as driving for Manor.
(also, condolences)
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/01/2016 at 00:37 |
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Q:ham
1 ham
2ros
3 Ricky boy (Ricciardo)
Wheelerguy
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/01/2016 at 02:20 |
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The Last Monza GP. Fuck everything. And everyone.
1. Seriously, fuck it.
2. I still have 4 more fucks to give.
3. Down to three fucks now.
Fuck qualifying.
And fuck cursing.
There, that’s all the fucks I got. I’ve spent it.
EDIT: Whoops, didn’t read the F1Fanatic broadsheet. F1's staying at Monza. I take my fucks back.
Now I’ll leave you with this:
and a declaration:
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RTeeJay
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/01/2016 at 06:00 |
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Q. Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
StingrayJake
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/01/2016 at 09:37 |
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Sorry for your loss, Max. Didn’t mean to be pushy about the thread.
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/02/2016 at 08:54 |
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Q. Lewis
1. Lewis
2. Nico
3. Daniel Ricciardo
No Curse
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/02/2016 at 09:06 |
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Q. ROS
1. ROS
2. HAM
3. RIC
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StingrayJake
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/02/2016 at 09:13 |
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Q. Hamilton
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
KnowsAboutCars
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/02/2016 at 17:44 |
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Q. Hamilton
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Räikkönen
pirates-ecu
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/03/2016 at 00:23 |
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q. hamilton
1. hamilton
2. rosberg
3. Iceman
Gated Manual
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/03/2016 at 00:47 |
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q. ham
1. ham
2. ros
3. ves
sonicgabe
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/03/2016 at 00:54 |
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Pole: Nico
1: Nico
2: Lewis
3: Vettel
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sonicgabe
> sonicgabe
09/04/2016 at 12:27 |
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Didn't get pole, but i hat tricked the race!